amethystarcher:drunkartie:nom-chompsky:kyssthis16:kit-kat-o-graham:alcoholicgifts:merlinsbearddd:dionthesocialist:yeezysdisciple:hamburgerjack:ai-yo:sooolondon:yeezysdisciple:

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

Can this please be brought back?

lalasmith106:

This is the greatest video EVER

yuuuuck:

Ellie getting ready before her gig at the White House

Even though this isn’t confirmed, if he actually does retire (which, honestly, makes the most sense given the circumstances) I literally do not know what I will do with myself. It has been my biggest dream to see him play football in Indianapolis before his career was over and next year was when I was planning on traveling out there.

Fuck my lifekjghldkghfjsk;cadl

nakedhermione:government-bloodyhooker:

Titanic (2012 3D) Trailer 

There’s a forest in my eye.

I’m already crying. Oh my god.

fuori-dal-mondo:starswereexploding:winzer:8pah:

tears

thedailywhat:

Pet Who Wants To Kill Itself of the Day: “I couldn’t decide between a poodle and a horse, so my parents got me both. I am the 1%.”

[queencanadia / neatorama.]